Season 1 Episodes

Season 1 Finale! August Pots and Guy Redshurt report live from the West Beach for the New Year's Eve Extravaganza. The Man in White discovered who stole the artifact. Magistrate Renoulte delivers a fireworks display and then the Rift starts reacting to something. Finally, a visitor makes this one of the strangest days in August's life.

Guy Redshurt is in the holiday spirit. August Pots reports on the GOC (Ghosts of Christmas) gang when they are interrupted by some aggressive carolers. Then the broadcast intercepts someone before their special guest arrives.

Guy Redshurt is busy cooking up a Thanksgiving meal while August Pots reports on the zombie attack at the Festival. August and Guy ask a few audiogram callers what they are thankful for. Guy describes how he found the Thanksgiving "turkey" for the meal.

August Pots and Guy Redshurt head into the field to report from the Dark Saints Eve Festival. Guy tastes several foods and August speaks with some vendors. Things get awkward with the "petting zoo" and dunk tank. Listen to hear what everyone is screaming about!

Guy Redshurt shows up on time and with a butchered Southern accent. August Pots provides an update on Farmer Dan, the Man in White, Mr. Pembroke, and Dr. Winthrope. Guy Redshurt reports an unusual traffic incident before meeting his demise.

A muscular Guy Redshurt is angered by the Man in White and his emissaries, the Men in Black. August Pots' special investigation starts to get dangerous.

August Pots and Guy Redshurt leave the studio and venture into the field for an investigation. They have to talk quietly to avoid alerting any monsters that are lurking.

Guy is mopey during episode 3, "Explode Them," but the outtakes prove he actually has the giggles.

Guy Redshurt and August Pots are doing some front-porch sitting outside the studio. They decided to play the Zombie Slang Game while watching the horde.

Guy Redshurt is feeling a bit mopey, but August gets him talking about his zombie dispatching opinions.

August shares the latest news on the vanishing of Old Man McGilllicuddy, Temporalax failures, and traffic. Guy Redshurt shares a terrible memory.

Introducing August Pots and Guy Redshurt, Portalville's leading news personalities. Broadcasting from another dimenion after The Great Rift, this horror-themed island isn't for the faint of heart.